Debug Decaf

Roast: Medium | Caffeine: 0x00

For when production is already on fire.

✔ All the flavor, none of the jitters
✔ Safe for late-night hotfixes
✔ Won't make your hands shake during a live demo
✔ Decaffeinated — not decaffeinated in spirit

Debug Decaf is for the developer who's already been awake for 16 hours and knows that adding more caffeine won't fix the bug — it'll just make the panic faster. Smooth, full-bodied, and surprisingly complex for something running without its main dependency.

Recommended for: post-mortems, 3AM hotfixes, and engineers who've been told by their doctor to "cut back."