Overclocked -2nd Gen

Roast: Dark

Maximum output. Minimal stability.

✔ Higher caffeine throughput
✔ Optimized for 2AM deployments
✔ Side effects may include: increased velocity, reduced inhibitions, accidental git push to main

Overclocked 2nd Gen is the sequel nobody asked for and everyone needed. We took the original, cranked the roast darker, and removed the last of the guardrails. Bold, intense, with a smoky finish that lingers like a failed build notification.

Not recommended for: first dates, meetings with your manager, or anyone running on less than 4 hours of sleep.

Deploy to production at your own risk.